Tommy Tuberville: Dumb, dumber and dangerously derelict
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Tommy Tuberville: Dumb, dumber and dangerously derelict

This is an opinion cartoon.

Derelict: Adjective: Lacking a sense of duty: NEGLIGENT

Tommy Tuberville, America’s dumbest senator, is worse than dumb. He’s dangerously derelict. Derelict, in this case an adjective, is a fancy word that means I’m trying to be nice.

Tuberville says Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is a “dictator” while Vladimir Putin only “wants to make sure he doesn’t have United States weapons in Ukraine pointing at Moscow.”

Related: Tommy Tuberville says Putin ‘doesn’t want’ Ukraine: ‘He’s got enough land of his own’ – al.com

Related: Tuberville on Trump conviction, blocking Biden nominees: ‘This is a war’ – al.com

Related: Alabama’s ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ crash the Trump trial – al.com

“He doesn’t want Ukraine. He doesn’t want Europe. Hell, he’s got enough land of his own.” said Troubleville. “He just wants to make sure he doesn’t have United States weapons in Ukraine pointing at Moscow.”

Considering his senseless, unpopular and damaging 10-month block of military promotions, and now his pro-Russian anti-Ukraine stance, how can Tuberville claim to be pro-military? Or a patriot?

Tuberville, the Forida man. Is Troubleville, man. Just another mindless Trump sycophant, spouting Putin propaganda to gain favor with his orange lard and savior, man.

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